Brachiosaurus have it so rough. - Imgur

very insightful movie quote. - Imgur

#tony #tony stop #you’re bickering with a child

Christopher Walken in Fat Boy Slim’s Weapon of Choice [X]

This is what my flat is like after a big night out. Except we’re not Pandas. 

Watching old episodes of the office, forgot how great Martin Freeman is in it. 

wasbella102:

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television,
Choose washing machines,
cars,
compact disc players,
and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health,
low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows,
stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable home,
nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?


Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

“Oh, my dear Miss Everdeen. I thought we had agreed not to lie to each other.”

mirandagettingfit:

Some people should really take this advice.